I want this soooo badly
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
(Source: laura-hales, via dutchster)
This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.
If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house
(Source: ernbarassing, via humorking)
Honestly why am I single..
CANT STOP LAUGHING
I will be applauding you for decades to come for this.
I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.
every year i wait for this post. it always comes right on time
(Source: ididntasktobemade, via your-great-perhaps)
WHENEVER SOMEONE SAYS REAL BOOKSTORES WON’T EXIST IN 50 YEARS
Do you ever wonder what could have been? Because I do all the time.
Life is a journey from womb to tomb.
My roomie’s psych book
Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.
(Source: loversdreamersandyou, via zackisontumblr)
the pillsbury fuckboy
(Source: neilnevins, via fixingmyuniverse)
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