I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want
this a lie
im literally dating this girl
this a lie
she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this
sleepover saturday! let’s do this shit
- send me stories about your crushes
- questions asking for advice
- this or thats
- would you rathers
- ask me personal questions
- tell me about your weirdest dream
- funny stories
- propose to me as a fictional character
- send movie quotes for me to guess the movie
- submit me pictures
- send songs for me to listen to
- pickup lines
- prompts for HP headcanons
basically, just fill my inbox with whatever strikes your fancy!!
(Source: mustyballsack, via humorking)
friendship love is so confusing
its like ‘hm yes id like to bring u flowers and compliment u and make u the happiest person on earth but no romo’
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER
see the ball
feel the ball
be the ball
(Source: louhza, via dutchster)
NEW VIDEO: “Getting Intimate With Darren Criss”
Thanks for the amazing month of support, y’all. 20 collaborations, which you can check out HERE. If you like this one, push REBLOG. I’m stakling and following people who do!
I’m dying! I can’t believe this is happening!!
In love with this bookmark. I mean look at it
There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.
My roomie has never heard “Car Radio” by twenty one pilots. Currently educating her
NEW VIDEO: PLAYING BEER PONG WITH TYLER OAKLEY
I’ll be stalking some of you guys who reblog thissssss
NEW VIDEO: “Messy Boys Try Pot" ft. Troye Sivan
Who wants a follow? Reblog this if you ship it, I’ll be stalking…
We are the generation of bruised knuckles and drunken
We are the generation of casual kisses and skin too
We are the generation of star-crossed-lovers and mismatched
We are the generation of over-trusting and
We are the generation of inappropriate notions and overused
We are the generation of ‘I love you,’ and ‘I don’t
We are the generation of useless promises and empty
We are the generation that you left
We are the generation that has got you
N.E.W., Yes It Is Us, But Please Don’t Stare. (via lookingforsomeonewhocares)
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